“I OBJECT!! That scoudral Marvin got my sweet innocent daughter pregnant” (Note the drill shaped shotgun)
EPILOG
The “Reverend Ron Henderson”was subsequently found to have no divinity degree nor legal authority to perform weddings!! So the whole thing was annulled. Maybe another
time.
“Does anyone object to this union?”
Marvin says “I’ll just have to marry them both!”
$7 at the local thrift store buys you a wedding vail and a white curtain which makes a great wedding dress (as long as you don’t notice that the bride is wearing white capri pants under her dress/curtain.